I don’t even know where this came from originally, but it’s been saved on my computer with half-finished entries for months and I don’t have…
Well, crap. I just got all stupid and clicked on a link that made my entry go away. Twice. So anyway. What had I said?…
My mom is so scatterbrained. I come by it honestly. My mom is capable of focusing her attention on exactly one thing at any given…
So I know the secret of One-A-Day WeightSmart vitamins. They make you hurl, see. I guess One-A-Day BarfSmart didn’t have quite the ring to it.…
I found my backup contacts, the ones that were tainted with jalapeno juice from the time I made guacamole this summer (and that was some…