Someone stole my Swiffer Duster. And I’m really annoyed about it, because I bought a whole new box of Swiffer Dusters specifically to use in…
I spent all of Friday a sobbing mess, grieving in advance because we expected to have to put our little weiner dog Sadie to sleep…
I’m freezing. These are the days when I rue the 3/4 sleeve sweater, because what I really wish I were wearing is a sweater with…
People are honking at me all the time lately and I don’t know why and it’s making me crazy. Seriously. I first noticed it on…
Actual things heard at my house over the weekend: “You have an interesting concept of where a butthole is.” “MY head did not hit MY…