A possible sign that I need to get my car washed and vacuumed: the cobweb in the back seat.
I started cleaning the kitchen at 10:30 last night and finished by sweeping and mopping around 11:30. It wasn’t the dirtiest kitchen in the whole…
Since it’s been about a hundred years since I wrote anything of any substance, let me remind you all of three very important aspects of…
“Man. There is a file cabinet in my head full of things I said when I was drunk, but it’s tough to get the drawers…